Top Gear — S21E06 Burma Special, Part 1:
— I have bought heroin.
— It’s rice.
— It isn’t rice.
— It is rice.
— Richard Hammond, trust me on this, on the streets of London, this has a value of £12 million.
— No, mate, on the shelves of Tesco, that has a value of about a fiver.
— It’s not rice!
— Are you going to cut it with peas?